Amusing Quotations
Mark Twain, Will Rogers, Winston Churchill
America is where a young man (or woman) can start at the bottom and works his (her) way into a hole.
-Wall Street Journal
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
-Winston Churchill
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
-Thomas Paine
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots and a compassion for them on account of personal experience and heredity.
-Mark Twain
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-T.H. Thompson
It’s getting harder and harder to support the government in the style to which it has become accustomed.
-source unknown
I don’t make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don’t’ hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
-Will Rogers
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
-John W. Gardner
Source: Phillips, Bob. “Phillips’ Treasury of Humorous Quotations”. Tyndale House Publishers, 2004.